Bigfoot isn't missing. He's avoiding you.
All that knocking on trees, calling into the woods, and searching for Sasquatch? He's heard you. He's simply not coming out. This vintage-inspired Bigfoot graphic says what every peace-loving homebody is thinking: “Stop Looking. I'm Avoiding You.”
For the people who love a little solitude, a quiet weekend, and a joke that hits a little too close to home. Wear it for laid-back days, low-key hangouts, or whenever you'd rather be left to your own plans.
Details you'll love
- Original funny Bigfoot illustration with a dry-humor quote
- Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight garment-dyed T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, 6.1 oz fabric
- Relaxed fit with a soft, lived-in feel
- Durable double-needle stitching
- Unisex adult sizing S–4XL; see size chart below
Care
Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat if needed. Do not dry clean.
Free USA shipping.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
