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CEO of Staying In T‑Shirt — Funny Stay‑Home Tee for Homebodies
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like a cozy, familiar weekend ritual. The relaxed fit and soft, washed-in color invite you to lounge, read, or binge without guilt. Bold collegiate-style lettering reads “CEO OF STAYING IN,” a playful nod to people who celebrate slow evenings, home-cooked meals, and low-key plans. Wear it with worn jeans, fleece shorts, or under a chunky cardigan for layers that feel lived-in. It drapes comfortably and keeps its shape thanks to double-needle stitching and a pre-shrunk knit, so it becomes a go-to favorite that ages beautifully.
Made for anyone who loves quiet nights and intentional rest, this tee sits perfectly in a capsule wardrobe for stay-at-home weekends, movie nights, or cozy house gatherings. The garment-dyed finish gives each shirt subtle depth and a soft hand that rewards frequent wear. Available in many colors and sizes, it fits a wide range of bodies and personal styles while keeping that casual, curated look.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL (select partners)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Sewn-in label; available in 62 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |